Thirty-six times Obama said, "If you like your doctor (or healthcare plan), you can keep it. Period."
Before The Great Obamacare Rollout, Obamacare was synonymous with Il Douche and His Wonderful Vision of
(note: the term "Obamacare" is used when the system looks good so as to make Il Douche look better)
Officially, there were "glitches." Let's get something straight here. A "Glitch" is a minor issue, such as when you click on your gender, the opposite gender shows up. A "Glitch" is something annoying and can be fixed relatively quickly. What we have is nothing less than a full-blown, all out circle-jerk without the pivot man.
It took the Democrats a year to pass the Affordable Care Act, (note: when things look BAD, Democrats and their lapdog media types use "Affordable Care Act" to distance Our Holy Il Douche Messiah from this epic failure),then another three to get it into place and when it was launched, the website didn't even make it three hours on the internet before crashing from its defects.
In comparison, the sinking of the Titanic was a brilliantly conceived, well-planned, coordinated event.
It took three years to build the Titanic. The Titanic sailed for 3 days without a problem before hitting the iceberg.
Il Douche says the "Affordable Care Act" is a good plan and will be popular with Americans.
According to HHS Secretary Sebelius, only 106,000 people were able to sign up for ANY healthcare.
In contrast, 2,000,000 people have chlamydia, which makes it more popular than Obamacare. (and hopefully, a lot more fun to get!)
Now that I've vented my spleen, time to show the world how (triumphant fanfare) THE NAKED CONSERVATIVE (end triumphant fanfare) would provide healthcare cheaper, better AND without interfering with personal privacy, patient confidentiality, etc. if I were President.
First would be to get back the money wasted on the healthcare.gov website, the call centers, etc. I'd get back EVERY SINGLE PENNY. Plus penalties. I won't pay for lousy service. I demand refunds for defective workmanship or materials.
Take that money (up to 638 million dollars) and bank it.
Divide that money by 317 million CITIZENS.
That comes out to 1.9 million and change per person.
Issue each CITIZEN a "medical FLEX card" that can be used ONLY to buy insurance, pay for glasses, braces, dental, and deductible. The only "non medical" bill permitted would be a funeral (cremation or basic casket, your choice. If you want frills, you can pay for them yourself). Citizens would get a hell of a lot better coverage than from Obamacare. They could choose the plan that suits them best, or just use the FLEX card and pay direct.
Obviously, my solution is "rough" and would need work, but I think it makes a hell of a lot more sense than Obamacare does.
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